The police cordoned our house off today after I found a suspicious white powder in a box of Ariel, but fortunately it turned out to be non-biological.
Why does everyone think that envelopes of white powder are so rare among media types? Did the government sneak out any bad news while the media was preoccupied with the Jo Moore story? And is it true that all the anthrax victims are receiving a tin of beans from bin Laden as part of his humanitarian effort? Current Mood: inadequate